Rachel. 18. Boston. Irony: I aspire someday to be a psychiatrist, and yet I am this messed up. My biggest life accomplishment is paying $200 to take a 5 second pic with JOHN CENA.
“There is an ancient saying that you have three faces. The first one you broadcast to the world. The second, you show to those closest to you. And the last one, you never show to anyone. The first one is Halsey. The second, is Ashley. But there’s a third that exists in the cracks between the two. I’m Ashley, Halsey. And I am offering you a glimpse of that third face.“
‘I love bo burnham and find him attractive’ and ‘he looks like an unhinged serial killer from the 70’s in his new special’ are thoughts that can coexist.